french weed joke:
pls remember that u are all beautful and radiant and wonderful and so important and if you’re having a bad day, here is a personal hug from me 2 u xo
look whos still single in 2014
i came out to attack people and i’m honestly having such a good time right now
Achilles, probably (via incorrectclassics)
By the way, what did Agamemnon say? Thetis makes sure I ain’t missing no meals. Come through and fuck ‘em in my hut. Let the Embassy eat it with a full meal. He keep telling me to chill. Patroclus keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal because he don’t like ‘em boney, he want a hero he can grab. So I pulled up in the Horse, and I hit Hector with the jab like… Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
Homer, Iliad book 8 (via incorrectclassics)
Beam me up, Venus
Paris, when he’s losing a fight. (via incorrectclassics)
Catullus 5 in the streets, Catullus 16 in the sheets
Id legi iniuriam die ut subsisto olefactandum gluten
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
They don’t call it the source of Romance languages for nothing!
"I only accept sexts in dactylic hexameter."