By the way, what did Agamemnon say? Thetis makes sure I ain’t missing no meals. Come through and fuck ‘em in my hut. Let the Embassy eat it with a full meal. He keep telling me to chill. Patroclus keep telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal because he don’t like ‘em boney, he want a hero he can grab. So I pulled up in the Horse, and I hit Hector with the jab like… Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

Homer, Iliad book 8 (via incorrectclassics)